Top 10 Things I Learned About Parenting From Watching TV Shows
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1. If you let your son live with you until he is 60, he will never get laid. (“Cheers”)
2. Don’t treat your husband as an annoying extra child. (“Everyone Loves Raymond”)
3. You can get free condoms at Planned Parenthood. (“18 and Counting”)
4. Count the days until your kids will finally move out and leave you alone so you can promote Jello.
(“The Cosby Show”)
5. If you have a full-time nanny, you can still haveleisurely Cosmos with your friends. (“Sex in the City”)
6. Dictatorship and organization raises adorably well-behaved kids. (“John and Kate Plus 8″)
7. Just because one of your kids is dumb doesn’t mean all of them will be. (“Married with children”)
8. Your kids will stick by you even If you live in the woods with no electricity and flush your toilet once a week.
(“Wife Swap”)
9. That 15th guy you had sex with last month might still not be THE father. (“The Maury Show”)
10. Don’t EVER take yourself seriously or let money define who you are. (“Roseanne”)
Author: Ilona Siller
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