Top 10 Things I Thought About Kids Before Becoming A Parent
1. They slept a lot and late. I got to wake THEM up and then relax on the bed for hours of parenting bliss.
2. They slept in their cribs OF COURSE. Where else?
3. They cooed.
4. They had teeth from the second they came out.
5. They sat and played quietly while I read a world history book.
6. They stared lovingly into my eyes as we both rocked in a hammock for hours.
7. They spoke in full sentences around 6 months.
8. They stayed in restricted safe areas without any problems.
9. They never threw tantrums. Only spoiled kids with bad parents did that.
10. They let me have perfect hair, SKIRTS and manicured nails, like moms in diaper commercials do.
Author: Ilona Siller
