Top 10 Things That Are Wrong With This Picture
1. The parents look very well rested.
2. It looks they just woke up AND the picture deceitfully has that mid-morning, 11am glow to it.
3. The father is still in the picture.
4. Looking at the mother's stomach, the newborn TRIPLETS are obviously adopted.
5. The picture would make a great Clorox ad.
6. The mother's boobs are not two gigantic baloons, covered in milk stains and weird round mini-pads and/or cabbage leaves.
7. The parents do not appear to be yelling at each other.
8. The mother has perfectly swept up bangs and overall clean hair.
9. It looks like they might of had sex in the last two months, judging by the glow.
10. No one in the photograph is crying, including the kids.
Author: Ilona Siller
