Top 10 Things Parenting Magazines Suggest That Make No Sense To Me

1.  "Make sure you develop interests and hobbies outside of being a parent."

2.  "Get at least eight hours of sleep every night."

3.  "To feel better, get some kind of exercise every day."

4.  "Find time to be romantic with your husband."

5.  "You can purchase this beautiful onesie for ONLY $78.00."

6.  "When you are with your kid all day, make sure that TV is NOT playing in the background."

7.  "Here's an easy way to apply our 764 make-up tips."

8.  "To give your hair volume ALL you have to do is...wash it, divide it into sections, blow dry it, set it in hot rollers and then finish it by teasing your hair and spraying it"

9.  "Sleep when your baby sleeps." Well, that would be NEVER.

10. "Love your naked body." Forget "loving it." I am still trying to not cry when I look in the mirror before my weekly shower.

Author: Ilona Siller