Top 10 Reasons You Are Not 21 Anymore
1. Staying up past 11 pm is “living it up.”
2. When you see “Real World” (and why would you?), you think to yourself “Their poor parents…”
3. You don’t do shots before going out for a drink.
4. You stop trying to get high and just hope to stay low.
5. You buy pregnancy test in hopes that you are pregnant.
6. You can’t eat two pizzas with a 2 liter coke and call it a snack.
7. You work out for all those other silly reasons that are not “spring break.”
8. You are no longer fantasizing about revenging your ex.
9. Not all of your furniture is from IKEA.
10. You get unhealthy excitement about a new cleaning product.
Author: Ilona Siller